A Learning Experience

“But what is your address in the British Virgin Islands?” the stern young immigration officer asked me, looking at the line I’d left empty on my official immigration form.

I was third off the plane, having had a seat by the exit door of the small propjet that had brought me to the Beef Island airport in Tortola. The warm, humid air of the tropical evening smelt evocatively of the sea.

“I don’t know; I’m going to be sailing with friends on their boat.”

“What is the name of the boat?” he asked.

I blanked it out. Senior moment.

“Liberty?”

He asked if I was sure. I waffled. Not sure.

“Where is their boat?”

“It’s in a marina,” I guessed, haltingly. Where else would it be?

“Marina Cay?”

“Sure, that’s it, I think,” I replied, and wrote Marina Key on the form.

He could tell I was lying. He took back the form, scratched out those words with a frown, put my passport aside, and told me to stand against the wall near his booth. He beckoned to the next traveler to come forward.

I tried calling Caroline and David’s mobile phone. No answer, no message service on their British Virgin Islands number. Of course, we’re all in our late 60s, a generation not perpetually wed to those handy devices. Tried it again. No luck.

I watched as the last of the other passengers slowly made it through. A half hour had passed. The officer seemed to have forgotten about me.

I tried the phone again. I was tired; I’d been traveling since I left home in snowy Michigan at five a.m. I wanted to get on with my Caribbean adventure. What would I do if I couldn’t contact them? Would I be spending the night in an immigration holding cell? Put on a plane back to San Juan?

Finally a young woman in a uniform walked in and I waved her over. I explained that my friends were surely outside to meet me and could give her the information needed. She spoke to the immigration officer, interrupting him from processing a young white man with dreadlocks. He looked displeased but agreed that she could escort me outside. He tossed my passport and forms in a drawer.

On the other side of a low barrier, there were my smiling hosts, slim, tanned, gray-haired and all dressed up in their matching Unity baseball caps and polo shirts.

“What’s your address?” I cried frantically, “They won’t let me in without an address. I tried calling you…but no answer.”

“Your address is Sailing Vessel Unity,” David replied.

“Okay, but where is it? They want an address.”

“At the moment, in Trellis Bay.”

The woman official wrote down the information.

“Oh dear, we didn’t bring our phone,” Caroline murmured. “We were afraid you’d missed the plane.”

The immigration officer made me wait until all the other passengers from a second small plane had gone through before he returned to my case. He leafed carefully through my passport, examining the visas, corrected my immigration form, and scrutinized my customs form. An hour after my arrival, I was finally allowed to pick up my duffel bag, pass by a customs officer, and enter the British Virgin Islands .

What I learned: first, you need to have an address, any address, when you enter a foreign country and second, don’t mess with an immigration official. Caroline and David led me across the short distance from the small airport to the dingy dock on Trellis Bay, boarded their dingy Seek and motored over to a restaurant on the other side of the bay. I really needed a drink. After a gin and tonic for me and a glass of wine for them and some grilled mahi mahi, we dingied back to the Unity. They showed me a few essentials on the 36-foot boat and we all went to bed early. The bed in the aft cabin was comfortable and the gentle rocking of the boat pleasant, but I had a hard time getting to sleep.