where am i?

it's hot and dry and very sunny with a bright blue sky. the natives have well established tans and the tourists have the boiled shrimp look. natives are in flip flops or barefoot. tourists are in hiking boots, outside the museum a young woman in a black bikini throws a stick for a black dog. the 'weekend' supplement from the newspaper paper has an article on how to sharpen your chainsaw and an ad for a fall tour based in minot, n.d.. where am i? in oslo, of course.